Hillary Clinton's Security Test
The Kenya Police , The FBI, and the CIA were all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals ahead of Hillary Clinton's visit to Kenya. Therefore, the Kenyan President decided to give them a test. He released a rabbit into Mau Forest and told each of them to try to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants and spies throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three days of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. They are a figment of our imagination.
The FBI goes in. After two days with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming anyway!
The Kenya Police goes in. They came out half an hour later with a badly beaten pig. The pig was yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”