Security Alert :: ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA Viruses
We have noted a number of problems related with the release of our latest version of Friday Entertainment Suite PF5 software into the Kenyan Market. The following are various observations and possible remedies to some of the problems.
1) There is a program called ChipsFunga 2.0 that always pops open whenever you run Friday.exe without girlfriend 3.5 or wife 5.2. For female users, the program comes cleverly disguised as SausageFunga 8.0 BETA.
2) Most users normally ignore ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA while running Friday.exe until they run Smirnoff 6.0, Tusker 10.1 and various other Alcohol Platform programs.
3) Female users are especially susceptible to attacks by SausageFunga 8.0 BETA if they open the program BlackIce 3.5 also known as PantyRemover 7.2
4) The ChipsFunga 2.0 program is known to require alcohol 8.0 or higher. The good thing about this program is that it mostly runs for not more than 12 hours before conscience 12.2 , guilt 6.0 comes knocking.
5) The only known antivirus programs that remove ChipsFunga 2.0 and SausageFunga 8.0 BETA are girlfriend 6.2, wife 1.0 for male users and boyfriend 5.1 or husband 2.0.
6) Please NOTE ...
a) That if the above programs detect either SausageFunga 8.0 BETA or ChipsFunga 2.0 running on your system, they may terminate the following processes: Relationship.exe, engagement.exe or marriage.exe depending on the platform which you are running on.
b) The above process are part of goodLife 2.0 operating system and your system may be seriously compromised if they are stopped. They may lead to opening other problematic programs like KwaniJana KuliendaAje 11.0, Stress 6.0 or in severe cases, Suicide Ulimate CS5.
Please take good care of your system. If you have to run ChipsFunga 2.0 or SausageFunga 8.0 BETA, ensure Condom 6.0 BETA is running to prevent damage to key system files.
Thank you;
Yours Truly
Friday Entertainment Suite PF5 Support
