Computers are like men
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Computers are like men
1. A better model is just around the corner
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless
3. They don't live up to the claims made about them
4. They look nice and shiny, until you get them home
5. It is always necessary to have a backup
6. Even the best are unreliable and insecure
7. To get their attention, you have to turn them on
8. Despite years of evolution, they still can't think for themselves
9. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons
10. Size does matter
