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Addicted to a masturbation

Hi Dr; I got a big problem....m addicted to musturbating, i\'v been doin it for long n i jst cnt stp, please help :-( Emily; ---------- Dear Emily; Well a girl who masturbates needs the same remedy as a lesbian, so I will prescribe th...



Am a girlaholic

Dear Doctor Crazy; Am a girlaholic.... if its living, human, over 18 n its a she, i want her..beautiful ofcos. i cnt stay with 1 chic, n its ruinin ma lyf. how do i overcome dis Breeze ----------------------- Dear Breeze; First, let me...



Am sleeping with my girlfriend's mother

Dear Dr. Crazy I love my girlfriend so much but with the introduction of her cousin and my Gf mother,all hell is loose. U see the mother proposed to me and we went out upto intimacy.The cousin the same thing.the problem is my girlfriends birthday ...



Am Tired Of Being Lonely

Hi DAKTARI. I have a serious problem. I'm 22years never had a boyfriend BUT I'm no virgin, no man seem to be notising me, (NIKAMA HAWANIONI) could anything be wrong with me ama time yangu ndo haijafika? please advice coz m tired of being lonly am...



Doctor! Am immoral and I spell like a retard

Dear Doctor; I have a girlfriend who have introduced me to her cousin and i kind of liked her and my girlfriend is away for a wee bit. And i fil like i wanna do the cousin.what should i do.\ John. ------------------------------- Dear John...



He cuts off the phone when I call him

Dear Doctor, Am in a relationship with a man though it is not stable. Whenever i call him he cuts off the phone and calls the next day claiming someone had annoyed him and we stay for many months without communicating as he claims hes always busy....



Help? I cannot get (a) Chile

Dear Doc; Sup doc, i gat a huge problemo. Please don reply back shit as i need a c*rius responce. Am a 2nd year dudette at campo. I cnt get a chile dat my heart desires. REASON: the bitches need cash dat i cannot give a.k.a dey are goldiggerz. ...



I want to learn how to lie

Problem : hi cn i have been truthful my entire life and want to learn the art of telling lies because i have information that is the only way i can achieve success in politics. kindly advice and referrals would be highly appreciated. Ndeti p.s...



I want to leave my husband ...

Problem: Hi am in a marrage 4 5years sasa ma hus keep calling me names ata maraya something i never do,he took ma IDcard na fone yangu.nataka kumuacha.i have 2 kid.pleas help.amemkorofisha cuzo yake eti we r havining sex with him all anadhania2 Lu...



I want to sleep with the wife of my brother

Hi Doc; I am 20 years old and there is this woman who is 27 years old & happens to be the wife to my eldest brother. She approached me and told me she wants me to fuck her. Ok despite having two kids she is fuckable in shape if i may say. Should i...






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