Humor Articles
Computers are like men
Computers are like men
1. A better model is just around the corner
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless
3. They don't live up to the claims made about them
4. They look nice and shiny, until you get them home
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Condom Jokes
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- What do condoms and cameras have in common? They both capture the moment.
- What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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Confession
A man was dying with his wife by his bedside.
He said in a tired voice, "There's something i must confess."
"Shhh" the wife said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright."
"No i must die in peace. I cheated on you with your sister, your...
conversation between a wife and her husband
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.
"Steve," his wife said, while reading the newspaper, "it looks like our go...
Cost of marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."...
Country and western music backwards
What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?
You get your wife and your job back....
Cowboy
That cowboy broke his neck at the rodeo.
How did he break his neck?
Someone gave him a bum steer.
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Crabs from a whore
After a few weeks, Mark felt a itching sensation in his crotch, and discovered that a whore had given him crabs.
Heavily pissed off, he went looking for her, and found her eventually. "You BITCH! You gave me crabs!" he yelled.
She repli...
Dairy Farm
How's your father coming with his dairy farm?
Grand. He makes all the cows sleep on their backs.
What's the idea?
So the cream will be on top in the morning.
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