Humor Articles
25th Wedding anniversary ...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”...
3 Nuns & 4 Cucumbers ***
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.
They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were four for a dollar.
The nuns said agreed to purchase Four.
The puzzled merchant asked why th...
3rd graders
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
The blonde - she is eighteen....
50 cents hooker
A couple was having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it anymore.
The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place whe...
68
While making love, he says:
' Darling, let's do 68!'
'68??? What's that?'
'You do it to me and I'll owe you one.'...
70-year-old man and a medic's Lamborghini.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's
office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic
cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthriti...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.
As he does ...
A black guy and a white man
<h2>A black guy and a white man </h2>
A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and the black man was selling bananas.
So the black man said, "Mr. can u please look after my bananas, I'm going to the t...
A Blonde at a job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer decides to start with the basics.
'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for
about 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'...
A blonde woman
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast
Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came
in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore
completely exhausted. After...
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