Humor Articles
sqirrels
Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends....
Stevie Wonder and the Old Japanese Man
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
An old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the...
Stuck Under A Bridge
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. T...
Students Need Money
Students Need Money
A student was writing home to his parents, trying to hint that he needed some money.....
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ˘an't...
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit sui...
Surprise Package
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do y...
T.G.I.F
A Blonde goes over to her friend's house Wearing a T.G.I.F. T-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a Thank God It's Friday tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't realize it. I thought it meant Tits Go In Front'...
Tafsiri hii:
Mke na mume walisikizana wakitaka ngono watatumia maneno " kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe
Basi siku moja walikua wakakosana hata hawasemezani.
Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako nataka simu!"
Mama akamwambia mtoto: " mwambie imeharibika!"
B...
Tardy pupil
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure...
Tea Party
Tea Party
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe one and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in
which my arm had been broken among other inju...
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