Humor Articles
A young foolish pilot
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who
was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first
time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of
making any official requests to the tower, he said:
'Guess
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A young girl
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family
doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."
"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and
in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."
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Adultery ****
There were three guys that died and went to heaven.
The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you shall own a bicycle."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so you sha...
Aids or Alzheimer ****
Aids or Alzheimer ****
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me that
my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
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Albert's Physical Exam Result ****
Albert walks in to his doctor's office for his yearly physical exam as he has done the same time every year that the can remember. The doctor takes him through all of the motions, does the normal tests and then leaves to get the results. After ab...
An accountant is...
An accountant is...
1. An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
2.Old accountants never die. They just lose their balance.
3.My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is...
an accountant who cant sleep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."...
An Airliner
An Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the fligh...
An American soldier
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the...
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the d...
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