Humor Articles
Bad Dog ***
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer-by, who had seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of you after what he just did."
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BARTENDER & DRUNK
BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife....
DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
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Bear with me ***
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. As the sound of the rifle shot faded away, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said,...
Beauty Cream ***
Little Mutiso watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" a...
Bernie is dead!
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Bernie Schwa...
Bill, Jim, and Scott
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would...
Biography of a Blonde
Biography of a Blonde
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought...
Birthday Parrot **
A man received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.
The man tried hard to change the bi...
Birthday present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doing'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowl...
Birthday Present ****
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note - romantic but not too personal.
Accompanie...
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