Humor Articles
My (twisted) Idea Of How The World Should End ...
What if the world ends today? What would you do? Pray? Just watch and wait for the grim reaper to touch your soul inappropriately? Run to get one more opportunity to clatter Nithi regions together with (hopefully) a member of the opposite (human) gen...
If Marketers Were Honest ...
There is a popular graphic on the net featuring the very good looking burgers that are usually plastered across the media by food outlets in a bid to make you crave one. However, the message on it reads "We are not capable of cooking anything that l...
Pay Me More Or Else ...
They have demanded a pay rise before they even start working. I am talking about the "Honorable" members of parliament. I don't think they realize how ridiculous the argument fronted by their two brain cells seriously drenched in Blue Moon is.
So...
Men Behaving Badly
The internet is full of articles attacking women for behaving badly. From women dancing on top of tables with thongs at half mast to others dressed so skimpily that the girl to clothes ratio can at best be described as an open invitation to pneumonia...
How To Parallel Park :: Ladies Edition
1) Locate parking spot. It will be the one you just drove past.
2) Apply brakes. Then reverse to appropriate distance to allow you to park.
3) Realize the space is not enough and reverse further back. Ignore hooting driver
4) Approach parkin...
The Loo Match vs a Football match
In one of those days when I try to connect one thing that is totally unrelated to the other, today I am comparing football and those wonderful visits to the loo. They may be totally unrelated but let us see just how much the two can relate.
Lineu...
Secretaries and Computer problems
While sitting in a reception of a certain (very big) company, a secretary was getting frustrated by the printer on her desk. The computer and the printer were refusing to talk to each other - as they often do - to the chagrin of the technologically c...
How To Apply Make-up and Look Like A Douche
Ladies love make up. The problem is that sometimes, make up doesn't exactly share in the affection. Make up knows it's job description very well. To enhance beauty. Therefore, when make-up lands on a face where beauty is in otherwise less than adequa...
Of Men and Ladies Handbags
There are many three-word sentences in the world. We have some that show affection like "I love you" - except when you say it and get no favourable response. Or if the person says the words back with addition of words like "a brother" or "a friend" a...
Confessions of One Mr. Dark Forces
In primary school, I was taught about a guy called Isaac Newton who discovered the force of gravity. He was a brilliant scientist they said. An apple fell off a tree and (lets assume) hit him in the head so hard that he went bonkers. So much so that ...
