JOKEs and other funny stuff
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The little girl, who had just op...
There's this 70 year old virgin named Mary and she's sitting around the house one day when all of a sudden she notices this itch in her crotch.
So she goes to the doctor and he takes some tests and tells her to come back a week later for the r...
One day Kelvins dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.
Kelvin returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?"
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was 'Onestone.'
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
'If anyone ...
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've k...
The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishion...
SUGAR DADDYS!!!!!
An old, white haired man walked into a Jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the Jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The Jeweller looked through his...
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she's been trying to get rid of.
The blonde followed the doctor's advic...
A blonde bombshell walks into the airplane and sits in 1st Class and the stewardess asks her for her ticket. The stewardess tells her that she only has a coach ticket.
The blonde says, "I'm a cute looking blonde and I'm flying first class."
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