JOKEs and other funny stuff
Three-Legged Race
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour; The chicken was still ...
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
...
Too Many Fires
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.
"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefi...
Top ten things only women understand
Top ten things only women understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.
9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8) Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds.
7) "Fat" , clothes.
6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat yo...
Truths of life
There are various undeniable truths about life. Take the following for example
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with you tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are smiling...
Twins every time
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.
When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had
and their ages.
She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're
eighteen. And the twins,...
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