JOKEs and other funny stuff
Honeymoon Accident ****
On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple had an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride called her mother from the hospital.
"Mother", she sobbed, "My husband...
Hooker donation
One night in a small town, the church burned to the ground.
The following Sunday, the congregation had to hold services under a huge tent. "Please donate as much as possible," implored the minister, "so that we may start the construction o...
housework-challenged husband
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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How many women?
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fi...
How much is 2 + 2?
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist, an accountant, an engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer. Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is two plus...
How to Please a Man
How to Please a Man
Follow this advice if you wish to impress your boyfriends.
* Show up naked;
* Bring beer.
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How to start a big business
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"
The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait"
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How to Sweep
Your first job will be to sweep the floor.
But I'm a college student the young man replied.
In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.
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